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Lucid Dream
Lucid Dream
Lucid Dream

The Bearded Bastard

Lucid Dream


WHY IS THIS $1,000? Because we're cheeky and it's not actually for sale. It's an exclusive "welcome to the club" scent available for Oil of the Month subscribers.  To get this scent, subscribe to the Oil of the Month and it will be the very first beard oil you receive. 


Lucid Dreams are so vivid you feel like they're real - maybe you're swimming and breathing under the ocean with a pod of whales communicating through those haunting whale songs.  Some lucid dreamers can even control their movements, like a conductor shaping the sounds of a symphony at Carnegie Hall or as an extraterrestrial dodging your spaceship through an asteroid belt.

This scent, exclusive to Oil of the Month subscribers, is a symphony of citrus bursting forth, jostling you from a mindless moment. You smell the grapefruit, the lime, and the sweet orange and move closer to get another whiff, to identify an unknown but enchanting scent.  Just then, you awaken with only the faintest memory of an elusive dream fragrance, you awaken wanting more. 

Want into the club? Don't add this fragrance to your cart, head over to Oil of the Month Subscription and learn more.


  • Premium oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Scented with classic essential oils and extracts
  • 1 fl. oz. glass bottle with real wood label
  • Includes shaker insert to make dispensing easy
  • Made by hand in Austin, TX

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.


Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Broccoli Seed Oil, Rosehip Seed Oil, Pomegranate Seed Oil, Tocopherols (Vit. E), Rosemary Oil, Extract, and Fragrance*

How To Use Beard Oil

  1. Wash Your Beard
    Beard oil is best applied to clean, damp facial hair; ideally after showering. Freshly washed hair and skin will better absorb our natural oils and provide optimal results.
  2. Place 1-3 Shakes of Beard Oil on Your Hand and Gently Work the Oil into Your Facial Hair and Skin
    Begin at the base and work your way down, ensuring that the oil is evenly spread and is massaged into your skin. Longer beards may require a few more drops.
  3. Brush Your Beard
    Using a beard comb or brush, construct your beard to cultivate your preferred look. Combine with our mustache wax create the ultimate style.