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Oil of the Month Subscription
Oil of the Month Subscription
Oil of the Month Subscription
Oil of the Month Subscription
Oil of the Month Subscription
Oil of the Month Subscription
Oil of the Month Subscription
Oil of the Month Subscription

The Bearded Bastard

Oil of the Month Subscription

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 13 reviews

$30.00

Do you love mystery, excitement, and really fine beard products? In other words, are you a full-time Bearded Bastard

Then the Oil of the Month is for you. We're making it easier for you to get our limited release scents in your hands and most importantly, on your beards. 

WHAT DO I GET?

You're guaranteed to get each monthly limited-release beard oil. That's right, every one of our premium blend beard oils in scents you know and love; scents like Rum Runner, Ho, Ho, Ho, and Fire, as well as exciting new scents that we're brewing up. And you get every oil at a discounted price - only $30. 

HOW DO I GET IT?

Once you decide to invest in being the best smelling Bearded Bastard around, we will charge your card and ship you an exclusive welcome scent, Lucid Dream.  From there, limited scents will release near the end of the month, you will get an email updating you before the next charge date.

BUT I WANT TO BE IN CONTROL!

We got you! Sign in to your account and you’re a captain at the helm of the ship - change your address, increase the quantity in your next shipment when it’s your favorite scent, or skip a shipment if a certain scent just isn’t for you.  You're in control and you will receive an email prior to being charged reminding you to make any changes.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS EXCLUSIVE SCENT?

Lucid Dreams are so vivid you feel like they're real - you're swimming and breathing under the ocean with a pod of whales communicating through those haunting whale songs.  Some lucid dreamers can even control their movements, like a conductor shaping the sounds of a symphony at Carnegie Hall or as an extraterrestrial dodging your spaceship through an asteroid belt.

This scent, exclusive to Oil of the Month subscribers, is a symphony of citrus bursting forth, jostling you from a mindless moment. You smell the grapefruit, the lime, and the sweet orange and move closer to get another whiff, to identify an unknown but enchanting scent.  Just then, you awaken with only the faintest memory of an elusive dream fragrance, you awaken wanting more. 

*OTM is excluded from sales and discounts.

average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 13 reviews
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Reviewed by Travis C.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Cant wait

I cant wait for my monthly delivery, always wondering what amazing smell is coming next.

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Reviewed by Marcus T.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Shoulda coulda

I should have joined this a lot sooner.

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Reviewed by CJ E.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Amazing!!

How awesome! I love receiving a new oil every month! It's a great service and always a nice surprise! Thank you! Well worth it!

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Reviewed by Andy W.
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Rated 5 out of 5

OOTM

Super easy to navigate and very convenient!

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Reviewed by Kyle K.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Awesome Deal, if you like a mystery.

I have tried multiple beard oil companies/brands, and I ALWAYS come back the bastard. I signed up for the Beard Oil of the Month club last week, and I am very excited about it. Would it be bad to assume that October we will get a "fall scent", and December we get the "Ho, Ho, Ho". scent? They say 1FL Oz. of beard oil should last 3-4 months, but this stuff smells so good, I definitely burn through 1 FL Oz. per month. Not to sound weird, but I also put this beard oil in my hair. I know the bastard makes "hair pomade", but it would be nice if they made some "hair oil". My hair gets dry, poofy, and unmanageable unless i put some sort of oil/tamer in it. Looking forward to more bastard products to come!

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The Bearded Bastard

Hey Kyle! Glad to hear you keep coming back to TBB and you're on the right track with guessing what may come next! I've used TBB oils on my face as well as my hair, so you're not weird at all, just very intuitive. Enjoy Oil of the Month!