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Thieves Deodorant
Thieves Deodorant
Thieves Deodorant

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Deodorant


“Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration,” said Thomas Edison and if it's good enough for ol’ Tommy, it’s good enough for us. Antiperspirants block your pores and your body will typically sweat in other places or sweat more to get around the blocked pores. The Bearded Bastards deodorant is made with natural products that help to control moisture while prolonging the bacteria growth that creates BO, plus a hefty dose of one of our fine scents. Your armpits might be downright appealing after a few weeks of this!

Our Thieves blend is based on the tale of perfume & spice merchants of the Bubonic Plague who were fabled to have gained riches as grave robbers and avoided death by stuffing their masks with exotic herbs.  We made this scented deodorant so you could smell of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon and vetiver; and keep those pits from smelling like The Black Death.   Our all natural deodorant effectively absorbs moisture and neutralizes odor for all day protection and  is aluminum and sulfate free. 

New to natural deodorants?  Allow 1-3 weeks for your body to adjust from antiperspirant to a natural deodorant - you may find that you actually sweat less than you did before.

Directions: Apply 1 or two swipes to each underarm, just a lil’ bit will do ya. Applying excess will will not provide added absorption, the excess will pill and fall off.

Ingredients:  Maranta Arundinacea Root (Arrowroot Powder), Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Candelilla (Euphorbia Cerifera) Wax, Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Kaolin, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E Oil),  Styrax Benzoin Resin, Natural Fragrance Oils