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Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Beard Oil

Rated 4.9 out of 5
31 Reviews

$35.00

"Great oil as always I have almost all of the bearded bastards oils and love them all. This one is just my go to work even date night oil and it makes my beard smell and feel great all day. It’s also my wife’s favorite. Great job." - Michael B.

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike.  It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

Notes have hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack in such a heavenly way!

We make no claims this will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 


Ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil, Safflower Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Olive Oil, Castor Oil, Fragrance

How To Use Beard Oil 

  1. Wash Your Beard
    Beard oil is best applied to clean, damp facial hair; ideally after showering. Freshly washed hair and skin will better absorb our natural oils and provide optimal results.
  2. Place 1-3 Shakes of Beard Oil on Your Hand and Gently Work the Oil into Your Facial Hair and Skin
    Begin at the base and work your way down, ensuring that the oil is evenly spread and is massaged into your skin. Longer beards may require a few more drops.
  3. Brush Your Beard
    Using a beard comb or brush, construct your beard to cultivate your preferred look. Combine with our mustache wax create the ultimate style.

Wash Your Beard

  1. Beard oil is best applied to clean, damp facial hair; ideally after showering. Freshly washed hair and skin will better absorb our natural oils and provide optimal results.
  2. Place 1-3 Shakes of Beard Oil on Your Hand and Gently Work the Oil into Your Facial Hair and Skin
    Begin at the base and work your way down, ensuring that the oil is evenly spread and is massaged into your skin. Longer beards may require a few more drops.
  3. Brush Your Beard
    Using a beard comb or brush, construct your beard to cultivate your preferred look. Combine with our mustache wax create the ultimate style.
average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Reviewed by Lily W.
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35 - 44
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Goatee
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  • Softer Beard
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  • Less Irritation
Rated 5 out of 5

Nurse Husband gives it 5 stars

I bought this for my husband who is an ICU nurse trapped in PPE all day, every day at work. Not only does his beard look amazing, but he says his world smells much nicer in his mask all day. I’d say you guys nailed it, given the original inspiration. Generally he doesn’t like scented anything, but he loves this.

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Anouther winner

Fantastic scent with the same great quality I expect from bearded bastard. Year after year every new scent I try I like more than the last.

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Need a gallon size!

It’s the scent, so unique and already half way to it. Can’t stop using!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Love it!

I think the scent is amazing. The clove and slight hints of cinnamon come through right away. It’s a very “warm” scent. There is some orange, almost spiced orange, in there. As the scent mellows there is this pleasant mingling of floral and sweet aromas through the day. The scent profile reminds me of Christmas in a way and that works for me.

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Great gift

Got it for my brother who never previously used oils, and he loved it

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