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Thieves Premium Beard Balm
Thieves Premium Beard Balm
Thieves Premium Beard Balm
Thieves Premium Beard Balm

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Premium Beard Balm

Rated 4.6 out of 5
Based on 25 reviews

$26.00

"Great scent and keep beard under control." - Andrew M.

"This is my favorite beard balm of all time. Love the smell and the hold it gives. I can’t say enough about Thieves. I have also had Woodsmen balm and oil and that is also top notch." - Shawn C.  "

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike. It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

Notes have hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack in such a heavenly way.

We make no claims this will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 


Ingredients

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Beeswax and shea butter provide a natural hold while protecting and conditioning hair
  • Scented with classic essential oils and extracts
  • 2 oz. screw-top tin with laser-etched Cherry label
  • Made by hand in Austin, TX

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

Beeswax, Safflower Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil (MCT), Corn Oil, Fragrance*, Rice Bran Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Lanolin, Castor Oil, Broccoli Seed Oil, Argan Oil, and Jojoba Oil

How To Use Beard Balm

It's best to apply after a warm shower, but wetting and patting your beard damp dry will work in a pinch. Scoop out a dollop of balm and work between your fingers and in your palms. Apply to your beard being sure to dig deep; all the way to the hair follicles. Thieves Beard Balm is formulated to moisturize hair and skin so be sure to give your skin what it needs.

 

average rating 4.6 out of 5
Based on 25 reviews
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Reviewed by John V.
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Age Range
45 - 54
Beard Type
Santa
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  • Softer Beard
  • Smell
  • Quality of Ingredients
Rated 5 out of 5

Great scent

Use these just about every day after a shower and beard wash. Wish there was a companion beard shampoo in this scent.

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Rated 2 out of 5

Not for me

TBB products have always impressed, but I was let down by this one. The scent is overpowering and way too floral. A rare misstep.

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Reviewed by Christopher E.
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Rated 5 out of 5

They did it again

I liked but was unsure of the scent when i opened it but once i got the balm melted in my hands and in the beard i was hooked. And as always my beard stayed soft with just the right amount of hold. Never go wrong with TBB

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Reviewed by james f.
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Rated 5 out of 5

awesome

smells awesome works wonders will order back ups

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Reviewed by Nic P.
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Rated 3 out of 5

Bergamot outlasts the rest of scent

I enjoy the initial application but after a few hours, the (what I’m assuming to be) bergamot is the only fragrance that remains, and gives a bitter metallic aroma. It’s also SUPER strong so I’ve begun to cut it with a bit of Shea butter and that seems to help both with the too strong bergamot and thinning out the smell in general.

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