I've always held that the best things in life are adorned with anchors. I think it's a secret marketing technique to separate the chaff from the gold.
The Bearded Bastard has made something for which I've been waiting for a long time: the perfect beard oil. Because it isn't just about the oil, is it? It's about the appearance, the appeal, and, yes, the anchors.
This stuff smells great-- I mean great-- and does its job; my beard has never been softer, nor my skin healthier. The wood veneer wrap on the bottle is really neat. And if you look close enough, on the side of the bottle, they've engraved a beautiful little anchor. Thus cementing my belief-- the best things in life are adorned with anchors.