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The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm

The Bearded Bastard

Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm

Rated 4.9 out of 5
35 Reviews

$24.00

 Christmas in July!

Ho, Ho, Ho!, our first limited edition seasonal scent, IS BACK! Ho, Ho, Ho! is the perfect beard balm to go with favorite swimsuit & backyard blow up pool :) 

Ho, Ho, Ho! brings to mind cinnamon, spiced mulled wine, a giant Douglas Fir decorated with lights, Christmas carols, a roaring fire, and spiced mulled vino shared with friends and family. You won't want to go a day without it this holiday season!

How to use: It's best to apply after a warm shower, but wetting and patting your beard dry will work in a pinch. Scoop out a dollop of balm and work between your fingers and in your palms.  Apply to your beard being sure to dig deep; all the way to the hair follicles. Our Beard Balm is formulated to moisturize hair and skin so be sure to give your skin what it needs. 

Ingredients: Beeswax, Safflower Oil (high oleic), Fractionated Coconut Oil (MCT), Corn Oil, Essential Oils (fragrance), Rice Bran Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Lanolin, Castor Oil, Broccoli Seed Oil, Argan Oil, and Jojoba Oil.

  • 2 ounce tin
  • Laser-etched Purple Heart wood top label
  • Made to soften and moisturize beard
  • Warning: may induce a jolly euphoric spirit

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 35 reviews
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Reviewed by Anthony M.
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Age Range
18 - 24
Beard Type
Corporate
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Rated 5 out of 5

Smells just like Christmas

I went in to their shop and purchased this item and absolutely loved it. The smell is the perfect Christmas time scent and brings back great memories. I definitely recommend this product and this company in general.

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Ho Ho Ho Beard Balm

I bought the seasonal special Ho Ho Ho beard balm and I can't say enough about the product. It works great on keeping my hair going every direction you can imagine, but better still, my girlfriend loves the smell and snuggles up to me to smell the fragrance overtime she can has a chance and always says, "I love that one you"! That is a great product, even if it didn't hold my beard in place.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Smelling like Santa in

Smelling like Santa Claus in a Christmas tree farm

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Reviewed by Taylor W.
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Rated 5 out of 5

favorite beard balm yet

I’ve used the Ho Ho Ho beard oil in the past but this was my first time purchasing the beard balm. I was note disappointed! First, the aroma is fantastic and lasts all day. Second, the balm is just the right consistency (not too thick, not too thin) and provides a good hold all day long. Finally, my beard feels soft and healthy as one would expect from using any TBB product. Thanks friends!

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Reviewed by Megan S.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Amazing!

Bought this for my husband and we love it! Not only does it smell great but it makes his beard soft and controllable without being heavy or greasy.

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