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Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Mustache Wax

Rated 4.9 out of 5
12 Reviews

$16.00

"Bearded Bastard: in a word, the BEST. I have tried many products, over the years. This wax has the best hold (warm or cold weather), smells great (a subtle scent, NOT overpowering), and comes in a size that actually lasts." - Steven K.

"What can I say? Great customer service, quick delivery, excellent product. I will definitely be ordering from them again." - Richard R.

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike. It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

Notes have hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack in such a heavenly way.


We make no claims this will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 

  • Natural ingredients provide a strong, all-day hold and conditions hair
  • Scented with exotic, essential oils and extracts
  • 1 oz. tin with laser-etched Cedar label
  • Made by hand in Austin, TX

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

Ingredients


Beeswax, Lanolin, Fragrance*, Cocoa Butter, & Jojoba Oil


How To Use Mustache Wax

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Reviewed by Bob P.
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  • Handlebar
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Rated 5 out of 5

A summary of both Thieves & Morocco mustache waxes...

I own TBB’s mustache waxes in Barbershop, Tangerine Dream, Simply Vanilla, and have most recently added Thieves and Morocco. I truly believe they are the finest waxes available.

I find each essentially equal in their physical attributes of being easy to apply, providing a very good firm hold, and possessing a somewhat sticky hold for easy styling. I’ve never purchased a wax over the past few decades that is honestly an all day hold under any conditions; that holding true, save for those who might be inclined to over apply any wax with a trowel or putty knife.

The most desired change I might suggest would be to offer screw tops for we ol’ pharghts who have a sort of tough time with the friction lids

Another huge favor I’d like to ask from my fellow users, is leaving some actually practical and useful descriptions of the various scents. I truly don’t care that it’s your favorite, off putting, or pleasing or best scent ever. Just tell the uninformed masses what it smells like and why you like or dislike the fragrance.

As to these two new scents, and these are totally personal and of course highly subjective opinions, I found Morocco to be way too strong with the initial clove to the point of muting any other notes. After a short time Morocco dries down to a more tolerable and subtlety spicy wax. I found it generally reminiscent of cinnamon.

The Thieves wax is a dominant orange scent in the tin, and quickly after being applied it exudes a truly beautiful, sweet, rose…

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Reviewed by Lyndsay W.
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  • Handlebar
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Rated 4 out of 5

Fiancee loves it!

He says it's a bit tricky to use because it's so much stickier than what he's used to (apparently his first attempts to warm it up between his thumb and forefinger mostly resulted in his fingers getting stuck together, lol) , but he says the hold is great!

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Rated 5 out of 5

STACHE GAME ON POINT

Love YOUR wax! No other wax holds up a full day style, I don't even waste time with other waxes anymore. Customer for life!

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Wouldn't use anything else

Smells great and holds well. Highly recommend it.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Thieves Wax

Great wax, unique fragrance, works as well as any BB wax I’ve used 100% satisfaction !

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