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Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Mustache Wax

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 19 reviews

$16.00

"Bearded Bastard: in a word, the BEST. I have tried many products, over the years. This wax has the best hold (warm or cold weather), smells great (a subtle scent, NOT overpowering), and comes in a size that actually lasts." - Steven K.

"What can I say? Great customer service, quick delivery, excellent product. I will definitely be ordering from them again." - Richard R.

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike. It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

Notes have hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack in such a heavenly way.


We make no claims this will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 

  • Natural ingredients provide a strong, all-day hold and conditions hair
  • Scented with exotic, essential oils and extracts
  • 1 oz. tin with laser-etched wood label
  • Made by hand in Houston, TX

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

Ingredients


Beeswax, Lanolin, Fragrance*, Cocoa Butter, & Jojoba Oil


How To Use Mustache Wax

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Reviewed by Luke I.
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55 - 64
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  • Handlebar
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Rated 5 out of 5

This is the one

I was using a mustache wax that wasn't holding and needed repeated applications. I saw a review complaining about the same thing and they suggested I try The Bearded Bastard. It made a world of difference. Within seconds I had the look I was going for. Easy of use, perfect hold, and the tin is cool looking too. This mustache wax is the one.

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Rated 5 out of 5

A new scent.

The hold appears to be just a good as Woodsman but the scent is a little more female friendly. I will switch back and forth. Woodsman is a classic.

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Reviewed by Derek
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Great smelling and great hold

I really liked the clean fresh smell and it holds great.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Love It!

The wax itself has the perfect amount of hold/longevity. I can apply it before work and it still holds up through an 8 or 16 hour day. When you first apply it you can really smell the orange and rose, the more you work it in the more you get the rosemary and other spices. While I like all TBB products, this is by far my favorite.

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