Do you love mystery, excitement, and really fine beard products? In other words, are you a full-time Bearded Bastard?
Then the Oil of the Month is for you. We're making it easier for you to get our limited release scents in your hands and most importantly, on your beards.
WHAT DO I GET?
You're guaranteed to get each monthly limited-release beard oil. That's right, every one of our premium blend beard oils in scents you know and love; scents like Rum Runner, Ho, Ho, Ho, and Fire, as well as exciting new scents that we're brewing up. And you get every oil at a discounted price - only $30.
AT SIGN UP: LUCID DREAM
SHIPPING 9/24: A VERY SPECIAL 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SCENT
HOW DO I GET IT?
Once you decide to invest in being the best smelling Bearded Bastard around, we will charge your card and ship you an exclusive welcome scent, Lucid Dream. From there, limited scents will release the last Friday of the month and your card will automatically get charged about a week before that.
BUT I WANT TO BE IN CONTROL!
We got you! Sign in to your account and you’re a captain at the helm of the ship - change your address, increase the quantity in your next shipment when it’s your favorite scent, or skip a shipment if a certain scent just isn’t for you. You're in control and you will receive an email prior to being charged reminding you to make any changes.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS EXCLUSIVE SCENT?
Lucid Dreams are so vivid you feel like they're real - you're swimming and breathing under the ocean with a pod of whales communicating through those haunting whale songs. Some lucid dreamers can even control their movements, like a conductor shaping the sounds of a symphony at Carnegie Hall or as an extraterrestrial dodging your spaceship through an asteroid belt.
This scent, exclusive to Oil of the Month subscribers, is a symphony of citrus bursting forth, jostling you from a mindless moment. You smell the grapefruit, the lime, and the sweet orange and move closer to get another whiff, to identify an unknown but enchanting scent. Just then, you awaken with only the faintest memory of an elusive dream fragrance, you awaken wanting more.