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Thieves Hand Sanitizer
Thieves Hand Sanitizer
Thieves Hand Sanitizer

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Hand Sanitizer

Rated 4.9 out of 5
35 Reviews

$11.50

"The smell is amazing! I bought 2 for my husband who is a driver and is out and about among all this chaos and now is able to disinfect and smell good! Thank you Bearded Bastard for making these." - Deborah M.

The raw materials needed for this product have had a price increase and we have had to raise our price to reflect this, thank you for your understanding. 

Since Thieves beard oil/balm is selling so well we decided to make a travel 2oz hand sanitizer in the scent!

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike.  It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

The scent has hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack!

We make no claims this fragrance will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form (the isopropyl alcohol will, though!) - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 


Ingredients

73% Isopropyl Alcohol, Collodial Oats, Aloe Vera Juice, Fragrance

2 Fluid ounces  Pump Top

 

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 35 reviews
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Reviewed by Jon W.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Great for fighting plagues!

smells amazing. i had to hide from the wife because it smells so much better than your average sanitizer. good size bottle too. big enough that i dont run out too quickly and small enough to fit in my edc pack.

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Can't go without

Most have sanitizers smell like you just took a pill of a bottle of Smirnoff and dry out my hands, this stuff smells great and doesn't dry my hands. My new must have when leaving the house

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Great product

Amazing product that has a great smell once it’s fully dried!

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Rated 5 out of 5

The old Thieves Switcheroo

I ordered a bottle of Thieves sanitizer, but got sent a bottle of Thieves air puncher. Jay made it right by letting me keep the air puncher and sending me two bottles of sanitizer! You guys fucking rock!

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A great addition to the BB line...

Good stuff, great for keeping in car, travel bag so it’s handy and ready to use.

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