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Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax
Thieves Mustache Wax

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Mustache Wax

Rated 5.0 out of 5
5 Reviews

$16.00

"Bearded Bastard: in a word, the BEST. I have tried many products, over the years. This wax has the best hold (warm or cold weather), smells great (a subtle scent, NOT overpowering), and comes in a size that actually lasts." - Steven K.

"What can I say? Great customer service, quick delivery, excellent product. I will definitely be ordering from them again." - Richard R.

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike. It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

Notes have hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack in such a heavenly way.


We make no claims this will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 

  • Natural ingredients provide a strong, all-day hold and conditions hair
  • Scented with exotic, essential oils and extracts
  • 1 oz. tin with laser-etched Cedar label
  • Made by hand in Austin, TX

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

Ingredients


Beeswax, Lanolin, Fragrance*, Cocoa Butter, & Jojoba Oil


How To Use Mustache Wax

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Reviewed by Gart B.
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Rated 5 out of 5

She attacked me

The wax has been fun to play with, though I haven't learned how to use it just right yet. The beard oil however...

This was gifted to me from a lady friend and when she smelled that on me I thought I was going to be eaten alive. Scratches all over my back and I'm not sure I feel safe anymore. Thanks!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Mustache Wax

Bearded Bastard: in a word, the BEST. I have tried many products, over the years. This wax has the best hold (warm or cold weather), smells great (a subtle scent, NOT overpowering), and comes in a size that actually lasts.

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  • Walrus
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Rated 5 out of 5

endurance

lasts along time, best wax I've ever used

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Reviewed by Justin M.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Excellent product

Fantastic Strong hold wax. Smells awesome and works very well. Had a great customer service experience to boot. Highly recommend. Cheers!

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Rated 5 out of 5

It. Works.

At the end of the day, my mustache is right were I left it in the morning. The aroma is amazing.

Thieves Mustache Wax holds firm and stinks good. You can't ask for anything better than that.

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