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The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm

The Bearded Bastard

Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm

Rated 4.9 out of 5
36 Reviews

$22.00

 Christmas in July continues into August!

Ho, Ho, Ho!, our first limited edition seasonal scent, IS BACK! Ho, Ho, Ho! is the perfect beard balm to go with favorite swimsuit & backyard blow up pool :) 

Ho, Ho, Ho! brings to mind cinnamon, spiced mulled wine, a giant Douglas Fir decorated with lights, Christmas carols, a roaring fire, and spiced mulled vino shared with friends and family. You won't want to go a day without it this holiday season!

How to use: It's best to apply after a warm shower, but wetting and patting your beard dry will work in a pinch. Scoop out a dollop of balm and work between your fingers and in your palms.  Apply to your beard being sure to dig deep; all the way to the hair follicles. Our Beard Balm is formulated to moisturize hair and skin so be sure to give your skin what it needs. 

Ingredients: Beeswax, Safflower Oil (high oleic), Fractionated Coconut Oil (MCT), Corn Oil, Essential Oils (fragrance), Rice Bran Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Lanolin, Castor Oil, Broccoli Seed Oil, Argan Oil, and Jojoba Oil.

  • 2 ounce tin
  • Laser-etched Purple Heart wood top label
  • Made to soften and moisturize beard
  • Warning: may induce a jolly euphoric spirit

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 36 reviews
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Reviewed by Scott K.
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Age Range
35 - 44
Beard Type
Long
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Rated 5 out of 5

Ho, Ho, Oh, yeah!

Great spicy holiday scent. Smells exactly as described. Long-lasting and not over-powering. Try pairing it with Early Riser or Morocco beard oil— rich, complex combo. I’ve tried LOTS of different beard products and companies and the Bastards are the best, in my humble opinion. Quality stuff and the best, most unique scents out there. Makes you smell like a real person who works with their hands and does actual things outside— not a perfumey poser dipped in a vat of Drakkar Noir.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Smells just like Christmas

I went in to their shop and purchased this item and absolutely loved it. The smell is the perfect Christmas time scent and brings back great memories. I definitely recommend this product and this company in general.

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Ho Ho Ho Beard Balm

I bought the seasonal special Ho Ho Ho beard balm and I can't say enough about the product. It works great on keeping my hair going every direction you can imagine, but better still, my girlfriend loves the smell and snuggles up to me to smell the fragrance overtime she can has a chance and always says, "I love that one you"! That is a great product, even if it didn't hold my beard in place.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Smelling like Santa in

Smelling like Santa Claus in a Christmas tree farm

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Reviewed by Ethan E.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Once again...perfection.

This is it. This is the one. Every year I look forward to the Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard balm. Now don’t get me wrong, all of the Bearded Bastards scents are fantastic but this one? Perfection. Every time.

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