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Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Beard Oil

Rated 4.0 out of 5
1 Review

$35.00

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike.  It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

Notes have hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack in such a heavenly way!

We make no claims this will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 


Ingredients

Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Broccoli Seed Oil, Rosehip Seed Oil, Pomegranate Seed Oil, Tocopherols (Vit. E), Rosemary Oil, Extract, and Natural Fragrance*

How To Use Beard Oil 

  1. Wash Your Beard
    Beard oil is best applied to clean, damp facial hair; ideally after showering. Freshly washed hair and skin will better absorb our natural oils and provide optimal results.
  2. Place 1-3 Shakes of Beard Oil on Your Hand and Gently Work the Oil into Your Facial Hair and Skin
    Begin at the base and work your way down, ensuring that the oil is evenly spread and is massaged into your skin. Longer beards may require a few more drops.
  3. Brush Your Beard
    Using a beard comb or brush, construct your beard to cultivate your preferred look. Combine with our mustache wax create the ultimate style.

Wash Your Beard

  1. Beard oil is best applied to clean, damp facial hair; ideally after showering. Freshly washed hair and skin will better absorb our natural oils and provide optimal results.
  2. Place 1-3 Shakes of Beard Oil on Your Hand and Gently Work the Oil into Your Facial Hair and Skin
    Begin at the base and work your way down, ensuring that the oil is evenly spread and is massaged into your skin. Longer beards may require a few more drops.
  3. Brush Your Beard
    Using a beard comb or brush, construct your beard to cultivate your preferred look. Combine with our mustache wax create the ultimate style.
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Reviewed by Mark C.
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25 - 34
Type of Beard
Short
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Rated 4 out of 5

Refreshing Scent

Definitely a nice change of pace from the regular line up of scents.The Rose and Orange notes are and relaxing after a nice shower. Thinking about buying a second bottle before it comes sold out. Would like to see this in balm form.

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