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Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil
Thieves Beard Oil

The Bearded Bastard

Thieves Beard Oil

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 39 reviews

$35.00

"Great oil as always I have almost all of the bearded bastards oils and love them all. This one is just my go to work even date night oil and it makes my beard smell and feel great all day. It’s also my wife’s favorite. Great job." - Michael B.

A brief history lesson about the infamous Bubonic Plague (AKA The Black Death) that devastated a large portion of France in 1413 AD.  The Black Death spread like wildfire amongst citizens and doctors alike.  It seemed impossible to be in the vicinity without contracting it, and at the time, falling ill did mean you were likely to meet your ultimate demise.

According to lore, four thieves were caught and charged with stealing from the sick and dying. The judge was so intrigued by how these men had stayed immune to this terrible disease, that he told them if they shared their secret he would spare them of the intended punishment of being burned alive.

The four thieves told the judge their secret; they were perfume & spice merchants and had prepared an essential oil recipe that had kept them safe. The concoction was applied to their bodies and the thieves stuffed a beak shaped mask with cloths doused in the oils.  The judge stayed true to his word and the men were not burned alive, but instead they were hanged for their crimes.

Notes have hints of sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, and vetiver, it will have you transported back to a time where it was normal to call your doctor a quack in such a heavenly way!

We make no claims this will keep you safe in any way, shape, or form - we just love the story and holy hell does it smell good! So let's party like it's 1431 and we are all in crazy bird masks with all the other quacks whiffing our custom Thieves blend. It's definitely not any crazier than what is going on in the world now, and we might as well laugh while we get through it! 


Ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil, Safflower Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Olive Oil, Castor Oil, Fragrance

How To Use Beard Oil 

  1. Wash Your Beard
    Beard oil is best applied to clean, damp facial hair; ideally after showering. Freshly washed hair and skin will better absorb our natural oils and provide optimal results.
  2. Place 1-3 Shakes of Beard Oil on Your Hand and Gently Work the Oil into Your Facial Hair and Skin
    Begin at the base and work your way down, ensuring that the oil is evenly spread and is massaged into your skin. Longer beards may require a few more drops.
  3. Brush Your Beard
    Using a beard comb or brush, construct your beard to cultivate your preferred look. Combine with our mustache wax create the ultimate style.

Wash Your Beard

  1. Beard oil is best applied to clean, damp facial hair; ideally after showering. Freshly washed hair and skin will better absorb our natural oils and provide optimal results.
  2. Place 1-3 Shakes of Beard Oil on Your Hand and Gently Work the Oil into Your Facial Hair and Skin
    Begin at the base and work your way down, ensuring that the oil is evenly spread and is massaged into your skin. Longer beards may require a few more drops.
  3. Brush Your Beard
    Using a beard comb or brush, construct your beard to cultivate your preferred look. Combine with our mustache wax create the ultimate style.
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 39 reviews
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Reviewed by Eryn Q.
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  • Softer Beard
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  • Less Irritation
Rated 5 out of 5

Great Beard Oil Option

I've purchased several Bearded Bastard beard oils and other products, and I highly recommend all of them for functionality, scent, and lack of irritation, which is my personal highest requirement due to skin allergies. I have to admit that Barbershop is my personal favorite over this one, but this is my second favorite, and it's nice to have options beyond locking myself into one "signature scent," so this one also gets a thumbs up!

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Rated 5 out of 5

6 stars!

Scent Is beautiful!! Orange 🍊 with a hint of rose..this is exactly what it smells like. Some of the other scents fade quickly...this one sticks around for hours! Love, love, love this oil!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Another Excellent TBB Scent

I stumbled across TBB 5 years ago and as a fellow Austenite have been a loyal follower ever since. I have some length to my beard so I oil at night and balm in the morning so it is a special treat when TBB offers both of the same scent. Thieves has just joined my my rotation along with Fire, Tabac Black and Vetiver. Keep the new and awesome scents coming!!!!

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Another great BB oil

I love this scent. BB scents are not foofy and have a great scent. It’s hard to describe other than it’s friggin awesome. Jump in and you’ll be hooked.

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Brass Knuckle Beard Wash and Thieves Beard Oil

My husband loves the Brass Knuckle Beard Wash. He was very excited about receiving the Thieves Beard Oil, he loves the thieves scent.

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