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Simply Vanilla Classic Beard Balm

The Bearded Bastard

Simply Vanilla Classic Beard Balm

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 54 reviews

$22.00

"The smell is strong and clean. The balm has a nice texture and gives me a little control of a slightly unruly beard. It definitely helps with beard itch.- Myles K.


Description

When beard oil isn't enough to keep longer beards in check, reach for one of our beard balms. This balm contains the same conditioning properties as our famous Simply Vanilla Beard Oil, along with lanolin, beeswax and shea butter to reign in wild beards. Whether you just have a few curly hairs or a thick, full-size beard, our Simply Vanilla Beard Balm provides just the right amount of hold with an inviting, complex vanilla scent.

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Beeswax and shea butter provide a natural hold while protecting and conditioning hair
  • Scented with simple essential oils and extracts
  • 2 oz. screw-top tin with laser-etched wood label
  • Made by hand in Houston, TX

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.


Ingredients

Beeswax, Safflower Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil (MCT), Corn Oil, Natural Fragrance, Rice Bran Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Lanolin, Castor Oil, Broccoli Seed Oil, Argan Oil, and Jojoba Oil


How To Use Beard Balm

It's best to apply after a warm shower, but wetting and patting your beard damp dry will work in a pinch. Scoop out a dollop of balm and work between your fingers and in your palms. Apply to your beard being sure to dig deep; all the way to the hair follicles. Simply Vanilla Beard Balm is formulated to moisturize hair and skin so be sure to give your skin what it needs.

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 54 reviews
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Reviewed by Robert T.
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Age Range
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Beard Type
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  • Softer Beard
  • Quality of Ingredients
Rated 5 out of 5

Incredible scent

Hands down the best scent for everyday use.

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Reviewed by Anthony V.
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  • Softer Beard
  • More Volume
  • Smell
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  • Less Irritation
Rated 5 out of 5

My Go to

great smell, does the job you want it to

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Reviewed by Jeremy H.
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35 - 44
Beard Type
Short
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  • Softer Beard
  • Less Irritation
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Rated 5 out of 5

Bearded Bastard killed it !

Repeat customer , just purchased simply vanilla for the 5th time. Great stuff , leaves my beard feeling smooth and healthy looking. A must buy and a great gift for any guy looking to up his beard game.

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Rated 5 out of 5

It’s my favorite!

Love the scent on this one. It holds my beard’s shape and it’s made with quality ingredients.

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Reviewed by Alan P.
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  • Less Irritation
Rated 5 out of 5

One of the best smells of all time!

Not like vanilla extract, but delicious vanilla. Wish this one was a cologne as well. Very subtle, almost wish you would kick this one up to smell stronger! This one goes in my hall of fame!

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