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The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm
The Bearded Bastard Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm

The Bearded Bastard

Ho, Ho, Ho! Beard Balm

Rated 4.9 out of 5
43 Reviews

$22.00

Ho, Ho, Ho!, our first limited edition seasonal scent, IS BACK!

Ho, Ho, Ho! brings to mind cinnamon, spiced mulled wine, a giant Douglas Fir decorated with lights, Christmas carols, a roaring fire, and spiced mulled vino shared with friends and family. You won't want to go a day without it this holiday season!

How to use: It's best to apply after a warm shower, but wetting and patting your beard dry will work in a pinch. Scoop out a dollop of balm and work between your fingers and in your palms.  Apply to your beard being sure to dig deep; all the way to the hair follicles. Our Beard Balm is formulated to moisturize hair and skin so be sure to give your skin what it needs. 

Ingredients: Beeswax, Safflower Oil (high oleic), Fractionated Coconut Oil (MCT), Corn Oil, Essential Oils (fragrance), Rice Bran Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Lanolin, Castor Oil, Broccoli Seed Oil, Argan Oil, and Jojoba Oil.

  • 2 ounce tin
  • Laser-etched Purple Heart wood top label
  • Made to soften and moisturize beard
  • Warning: may induce a jolly euphoric spirit

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 43 reviews
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Reviewed by Fernando M.
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Age Range
45 - 54
Beard Type
Goatee
Product Standouts
  • Softer Beard
  • Smell
  • Quality of Ingredients
  • Value
Rated 5 out of 5

Outstanding product

Outstanding product as usual. I'm looking forward to when they decide to create the mustache wax in the Ho, Ho, Ho! scent.

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Reviewed by Nick D.
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25 - 34
Beard Type
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Product Standouts
  • Softer Beard
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  • Less Irritation
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Rated 5 out of 5

Smells like the holidays

This beard balm’s texture keeps my facial hair soft, shaped and moisturized throughout the day. My wife loves the smell of my face and how soft my beard is.

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Reviewed by John D.
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65+
Beard Type
Santa
Product Standouts
  • Softer Beard
  • More Volume
  • Smell
Rated 5 out of 5

How, Ho, Ho Beard Balm

Fantastic balm! Helps my beard feel soft. As a Santa Claus that's very important to me.

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Reviewed by Marcin S.
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Age Range
25 - 34
Beard Type
Long
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Rated 5 out of 5

Santa’s comin

Awesome packaging. The wood on the can is a classy touch. The smell is pure Christmas. It’s a good strength smell, but not too much. I wear a mask for work which traps beard smells next to my nose and it doesn’t bother me. Overall, love it

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Reviewed by Scott G.
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Age Range
35 - 44
Beard Type
Long
Product Standouts
  • Softer Beard
  • Smell
  • Quality of Ingredients
  • Less Irritation
Rated 5 out of 5

Merry Christmas

You get the aroma of mulled wine!!!! One of my fondest Christmas memories. Warms you up just smelling and thinking about it.

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